Dear Mr. Bieber,
Hello there, I hope all is well with your “swaggy” and such. I know that you are an avid listener to us and our creditable sham of a radio show (yes, we are still a sham but just a creditable sham now) and I would first like to thank you for listening and for your support. Now, let’s get down to the point of this letter. I’m writing you this letter because I heard from a little birdie *cough*internet*cough* that you thought that Instagram were going to allegedly going to sell your photos and make a profit off of them.
When I found this out, I began laugh hysterically because it seemed like you really thought that your photos were really going to get them . I’ll keep it real with you Biebs, some of your photos are just photos of you shirtless. Seriously child, shirtless photos of you are easy to get like it is easy to get photos of Miley Cyrus’s side boob and Miley Cyrus in general. Besides the shirtless photos, your photos is of your food and not really interesting things that you do. I know what you are thinking, if you don’t like what I post then why are following me on there. I’m following because I find it interesting how the different way you make yourself look like a total and complete douchebag, or what I like to call a Biebsbag (congrats, you have a pop project phase named after you!) I will admit that I like the stuff you do for your fans but since you got ditched by Selena Gomez, you’ve just look like a HUGE
d ouche Biebsbag. Well I better let you get back to whatever the hell you doing so I’ll bid you a farewell for now.
Again, thank you for support!
Steven Kaufman and The Pop Project Crew (yes, we are a creditable sham with a crew!)
P.S. Thank you for also giving us so much to talk about in 2012 and I hope you will give us more to talk about in 2013!