Sexlena Gomez makes a comeback


Selena Gomez

Well, its been over a year since Selena Gomez told us how thirsty she really is. In her latest song off of her soon to be forgotten greatest hits album “For You” (If it was really for us, you would have given us a goddamn real album), called “Do It”, Sexlena comes out and talks about…well, having sex. Take a listen for yourself:

The song itself is just a horrible song, and unlike her last single-its very fitting for this crappy album. It’s overly autotuned and sounds like Selena was trying to be T-Pain (spoiler: she failed miserably). The lyrics are….well, it’s rather explicit. Its not like its being cleverly dirty, but rather musically porn. Here is a sample of the lyrics

If I had choice
If I had my way
Boy you know we’d do it every single day
If I had a wish
And If I had my way
Boy you know we’d do it every single day

Fun fact: Selena is still on Disney’s label (further proving that Mickey is putting something in the water).  Anyways, the song is just plain dirrty to the point where I feel like Xtina would blush. It would be a little better if it wasn’t so in your face about sex and you didn’t know it was about Justin Bieber. I like to think that I speak for many people when I say that I don’t want to think about Justin Bieber procreating with anyone. One Bieber is enough in this world, we don’t need a little running around egging people’s homes and pissing in buckets like a jackass.

Overall,  this song is perfect for this album that will be cluttering up one of Walmart’s $5 CD bin. Now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go listen to Lohan Holiday in order to not picture the biebs and Selena getting it on.

Rating: 2 copies of For You out of 5 (because that’s how many copies that it will sell)

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