Hello there! How are you? My name is Steven and I would like to thank you for taking the time to read this letter to you on my blog. I wish I was writing you this letter under better circumstances but I’m afraid that it’s not.
You have a problem and it’s a rather serious problem. You are a drug dealer and the drug that you are dealing is called Angry Birds. Now I get that it’s a rather popular and that it’s your money-maker but is it really necessary to pop out three games in a matter of months!?! We weren’t half way through 2015 before we had Angry Birds Fight! and Angry Birds 2 (is that really the most appropriate titled btw? It’s like the 12th game not including the spin offs.). Then you decided to release another game and well, it’s just getting a bit too much.
Now, I’m not saying to stop making Angry Birds game but you are literally milking the cow dry with the games. I can get you are trying to make it the Sonic/Mario of the mobile gaming industry, but enough is enough men/women/people! Your games really aren’t that good. The fact you are giving them out like hand jobs from the school’s slut in the library after school. You can give as many as you want out but eventually they are no good because it’s just the same thing with a new spin. Slightly bad example but I feel like you get where I’m coming from with this.
You guys have been average about 2-3 games per year. I say, take a break and really make Angry Birds 3 (aka Angry Birds 2000) a very good game. I know you can do it and so does that school slut in the library!
P.S. In all seriousness, you need to stop making so many freaking Angry Birds games/products. I’m tired of seeing it everywhere.