Months that suck: October


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Like September, October sucks. It’s month after the Monday of the year. So essentially, it’s the Tuesday of the year. No one likes Tuesdays. If you like Tuesdays, then you need to reevaluate your life. October is the longest month of the year. It just seems to drag on and on and by the end of it, you just want to scream. Sure you get days off in it but it’s no spread out throughout the month. It’s all during the first class couple of weeks and then POOF no days off until end of November.

Let’s take a moment to talk about the freaking holidays in October. The only official one is Columbus Day. What does that celebrate you ask? It’s celebrates someone stumbling on America by accident trying to find another country. Yes, we are celebrating an accident. A good accident but an accident nevertheless. It’s like celebrating your uncle accidentally finding out what happens when you pull his finger. Let’s celebrate that great accomplishment in history.

Then it’s that awkward period where you’re not really sure what freaking clothes to wear because the temperature is constantly changing. One minute you don’t need a coat then the next minute you’ll need one. You pretty much should just have one on stand by just to be sure but sometimes you don’t have the room to carry that around all day.

I could literally go on and on about how much this month sucks. Feel free to add to this list in the comments below!

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One thought on “Months that suck: October

  1. October has Halloween, everyone enjoys Halloween, but I don’t, never. Even as a child, I lost interest pretty quickly. I don’t celebrate Halloween to begin with which makes it way worse. I always have to put a sign saying, ‘sorry I don’t celebrate Halloween’ and also turn off the lights. The days get really dark, making me wish it was spring or summer. I don’t get why most people prefer October over every other month, because it’s the second worst month in my opinion, the first being November.

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