Months that Suck: June


Oh it’s a new month and you know what that means. Yes, It’s time to dive into how much it sucks and why it’s the worst thing to happen. I bet you thought that I couldn’t do all 12 months and boy, are you wrong. So let’s discuss why June is a month that totally sucks.

June is the first official month of summer. Too bad that it doesn’t kick in until the¬†middle of the month. The first day of summer, or the summer solstice if you want to be pretentious, kicks off on day 21 of June. I’m sorry but that’s just being a tease. According to everyone in the rest of the world, summer started on Memorial Day. But June has to be like “Oh, here’s some warm weather but summer isn’t here yet, not on my watch.” It also gives you the gift of the longer day and the sun being out later and later until it gives us summer before saying “fuck you” and takes back all the later sunrise. Like what was the point of that? Do you want more time to do to outdoor activities? I know I sure do but June could give two shits about your outdoor activities and your wellbeing.

Let’s also not forget about how June is hot as balls. It’s probably one of the warmest months of the year. It sucks evening worst because you aren’t used to the raging temperatures. It like goes from 60-70 degree weather to like the high 70s to mid-80s. Unless you prepare your body for it, then you are in for a rude awakening of sweating and just being miserable. Like nothing you can wear will make you feel comfortable in the heat. Sure, a tank top will help a little but unless you are naked, you will be sweating your ass off all the time. It’s even worse at night because you want to sleep but you can’t because of the fact that you are so freaking hot. It always happens when you need to wake up early the next day. You might as well plan on restless nights and never feeling fully rested.

It will be so hot that you will need to bust out the air conditioner. That will cost you an arm and a leg. It will also make you decide whether your wallet is worth it more than your well-being. A fan won’t be able to help you no matter how many you put on you. It’s pretty much just blowing hot air on you at this point. Blowing hot air isn’t helping you cool down but rather just adding to just hating your life. That’s hot bad the weather will make you feel.

I honestly hope that July is way better than June because I’m just tired of this shit. When will all this disappointment end?
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