It’s the 666 article, did you expect anything less?
Yep, This is the 666 article on this site. It’s only fitting that we talk about the celebrities that sold their soul to the devil to become famous. Now, this is all alleged because I really don’t have any proof that they are sitting in their not so humble abodes sacrificing animals for career highs. If I did, I wouldn’t be posting in on here. But if I go missing after this, then you know why. Anyways, here are the top 5ive celebrities that allegedly sold their soul to the devil. Again, if I go missing you know why.
(Editor Note: this isn’t mean to be taken like they seriously sold their soul. This is more so off of who are/were shoved in our faces every minute. This was meant to be in good fun and not to harm anyone.)
5. Victoria Justice
This one is number five because frankly, her sacrifice wasn’t anything the devil wanted. She also could have just kicked him to the curb. That or not even the devil could make her. Either way, Victoria Justice probably got her own show on Nickelodeon because she was part of their weekly rituals. Yep, Nickelodeon was big on the weekly ritual for their stars. They wanted that money. Sure, Victoria Justice was talented but she got her ass handed to her on “VICTORiOUS.” Every episode by future Grammy Nominee Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies, as known as Fallon Carrington on “Dynasty” in fact. Where is Vicky now? She has a very open schedule.
4. Lindsay Lohan
Sadly, this one is probably extremely true. Since her recovery, LiLo has been pretty desperate to get back into the spotlight. Literally. She’s trying so hard to make thing happens that probably won’t happen just because it would get her back to being famous. She would sell her soul to become relevant again. Could you really blame her though? She was pretty much the Queen of the mid to early 2000s. Probably being a “Social Justice Warrior” isn’t as fulfilling as working in front of a camera or recording an album.
3. Logan and Jake Paul
This one doesn’t really need any explanation. They are all the worst. They just need to go away. But that will never happen thanks to the devil. They are literally just everywhere and you can’t go to YouTube without hearing them referenced. Like, why are they famous? Why are they on my feeds? I don’t follow them on anything and I’m seriously confused by them. Everyone complains about them but yet, they are still famous. Also, can the devil get them better haircuts or just a stylist?
2. Ryan Seacrest
Where do I begin? What does Ryan Seacrest actually do that is better than anyone else? Have you read his bio on his site? Here’s a link to it. Ryan is the “quintessential Hollywood insider who always manages to have the biggest scoops.” But don’t worry, Ryan is also “a normal guy who relates to his listeners.” It’s all lies. Also, his bio on his site SCREAMS douche. I’m sorry but it does. He definitely sold his soul after idol got big to make more money. Now the son of the bitch is everywhere. He probably got “American Idol” back from the devil. SOMETHING NO ONE ASKED FOR!!! He probably gave Kris Jenner the devil’s number.
1. The Kardashians
You cannot tell me that Kris Jenner isn’t sitting at home in between meeting sacrificing a lamb so her children can make her richer. Kris probably has a secret room in her compound dedicated to the ritual and the sacrifices. I wonder if she is the manager of the devil? It’s probably one of those “I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine” kind of deal. I bet the devil is connected now because of Kris Jenner. OMG the Illuminati. I’m just going to stop there before I really do go missing.
Honorable Mention: Donald J. Trump and his cabinet
You know it’s true. There’s no way that he won the election without a bit of help from the devil. I’m also not going to post a picture of them because frankly, I’m just over them. ALL OF THEM. Nah. Trump only worships himself.
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