As the new year approaches, it’s time look forward to all the things that can happen in the new year. It’s a fresh start so literally, anything is possible. It’s like the first day of school. We start off with excitement before being over it and counting down until vacation. It’s time to get ready to make 2019 our bitch. So here are the top 5ive things I want to happen in 2019:
5. People being more caring and understand
This is last on my list because I know this isn’t going to happen. I just hope people have a better understanding of each other and just being more caring. As I said in my what I learned in 2018, just taking the time to show someone compassion then it could change a lot. It can also show you another side of something you may or may not agree on.
4. “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House” to be EVERYTHING
I don’t know about you but I’m stoked for LiLo’s newest reality show. I’m hoping that everyone is stoked because frankly, I need more Lindsay in my life. We have all seen the videos from her cool place in Mykonos and honestly, it seems like it’s going to be a hot mess of a good time. It’s a sober Linsday running her own club and just being a boss bitch. I’m here to be a boss ass bitch. Lilo probably wakes up and goes “I’m that bitch.” Lindsay is that bitch and we love her for it.
3. The year of Dove Cameron
While I still deeply and utterly depressed that Dove Cameron isn’t Sabrina Spellman on “The Chilling Adventure of Sabrina,” I have a feeling that it will be her year. Dove is currently KILLING IT on Broadway as Cher in “Clueless.” I’m still here patiently waiting for her first single and album. Hopefully, she blesses our ears with her music. We also have what seems to be the final “Descendants” movie coming out in the summer. It’s just going to be a good year to be Dove Cameron. I need more Dove in my life. I also need more of her adorable relationship with Thomas Doherty. They are literally everything and I need more of them in my life. I’m also waiting for a duet love song that will make my heart cry.
2. Ariana Grande’s reign will continue
2018 was a very good year for Miss Grande professionally. I have a feeling that her reign in the Queendom will continue on in 2019. As of writing this, “Thank u, next” the album hasn’t been released. Nor has the video for “Imagine” that she’s been hyping on Twitter and honestly, it looks stunning. While we like to think that part of “Sweetener” doesn’t exist, it was still a hit album. I like to think we have songs like “No Tears Left to Cry,” “God is a Woman,” and “Breathin'” for that. Let’s be real: those songs with a few other saved the album. But stan either way.
Ariana will begin her 2019 Sweetener world tour and I have a feeling that it will only go up from there. Get ready for Ariana Grande! By the end of 2019, we will all be calling her Miss Butera. You know the joke that comes with Miss Butera.
1. Oprah will finalize her master plans
If you aren’t terrified of Oprah Winfrey and the power that she wields then you need to be. Look, Oprah has the power to make or literally break you. While I liked Barack Obama, she helped him out greatly when it comes to getting elected as President. I’m honestly waiting for her to run and WIN the presidency of United States. I know that she is planning for it. You don’t piss off Mama O. You piss off Mama O, you will not survive.
I know that this as serious as the other four but I honestly think that Oprah is going to come out and say “Hey, I’m going to run against Trump.” I feel like that’s going to be her next move. It’s 2019 and the 2020 Election will literally be right around the corner. I’m here for Mama O to be president. We need someone like her in the white house.
I hope all of these things happen in 2019. Here’s to it being better than 2018! It has to be better than 2018.
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