Review | Jonas Brothers’ ‘First Time’

It’s was a dark, dark time if you were a Jonas Brother’s fan or a Jo Hoe in 2013. On October 29, 2013, they broke up as a band. Our sugar hunk Nick Jonas decided that it was time for the brothers to go their separate ways as a band.

“To call it creative differences is almost too simple,” Nick said in an interview with CBS Sunday Morning, “And I think a lot of people lost the appetite for what we were putting into the world. So, you know, we were putting up shows that weren’t selling. We were making music that I don’t think we were all super proud of, and it wasn’t connected.”

One of the songs they released is a bop named “First Time,” which is considered not a good song for them. This is, of course, by the Jo Hoes. A lot of them hate the song. They wouldn’t call it the worst song that would go to “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime.”

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Make it feel like the first time

“First Time” was released on June 25, 2013. It was the second single off of what was supposed to be their fifth album, “V.” Unfortunately, the album wasn’t released official due to the band breaking up four months later. Eventually, “V” was released apart of their latest cash grab: Jonas Vinyl Club. They ship you monthly vinyl records of their singles and albums every month. Rip off club if you ask me.

Nick produced the song and written by all three brothers. It has this chill vibes to it. It’s not overly produced and just still simple with lyrics and vocals. It was something different than their usual songs. Ironically, It sounds like their actual fifth album, “Happiness Begins.” It’s a chill pop song.

There’s also a subtle sexual undertone to the song. That’s right; the Jonas Brothers gave us a sex bop that we all slept on. Let’s be real: The oh’s in the chorus is them having sex. “Make it feel like the first time” is about doing for the first time. Nick Jonas planted his sex bops seeds for his solo career in this song. I’m here for it.

Kevin Jonas is the underrated hero of this song. Sure, he has a small solo in the song, but he’s also carrying the chorus and frankly, the song with underlying vocals and harmonies. When all three harmonize, it just sounds so good. Kevin did something right, and we should applaud him for that.

Music video

The music video doesn’t make sense with the song. It’s a montage of the brothers hanging out and partying in Las Vegas. Yep, you read it right. They are drinking and having fun in Vegas. It was risqué for them at the time. We just learned they didn’t have purity rings, and now they are partying and drinking in Vegas. What’s next? They become sex symbols, and everyone wants to bake cookies on their abs? Oh, wait, that happens for 2/3 of the band.

The video was shot while the boys were during their time rehearsing for Miss USA 2013. I honestly believe that the Jonases needed to make a video and couldn’t decide what to do, so they did this to meet their deadline. The video is excellent for behind the scenes content, but I would have preferred not to have a video at all. You can say the video is having fun and that feeling like it’s the first time when you hang out with someone. That’s stretching.

Final thoughts

If they released it today it would slap

“First Time” is frankly a song that didn’t get its moment to shine in the sun. I wouldn’t call it the best Jonas Brother’s song, but it’s one that shouldn’t get the hate it does. Sure, maybe Nick was testing out what might have been his solo style, but not a horrible song. Sidebar: Nick solo music is rather good. It slaps and is a worthy single. I’d even go farther and say it’s a better single than “Pom Poms.”

“First Time” was a more mature sound than what we had gotten previously. If you haven’t heard “First Time,” I definitely recommend checking it out. You don’t even need to sign up for their damn club. And if you were one of the Jo Hoes who despises “First Time,” I recommend re-listening to it. You might be shocked to find your hatred for this bop is gone.

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‘Someday (I Will Understand)’ is an underrated Britney Spears song

On Thursday, March 5th, Katy Perry released “Never Worn White,” which was here announcing to the world that she was expecting a child with her fiancè Orlando Bloom. While this is all well and good, and I’m happy for Katy. This brought back some memories. Memories of a certain Queen of Pop’s extremely underrated pregnancy song. It was overlooked as Rolling Stones, the magazine and not the band, called the song a “freakishly sappy flop single.” It brought on the dark times in the life of Britney Jean Spears’ career. “Someday (I Will Understand)” is her ode to her unborn children.

You’ll see it all in your baby

“Someday (I Will Understand)” was released by Britney Spears in August of 2005. It was apart of an EP that Britney released as bonus content for the DVD of her reality show “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic,” which followed the start of her relationship with her former backup dancer, Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed. It officially premiered after the final episode of the show. The song was entirely written by Britney on her own. It was produced by Guy Sigworth, the same producer who worked with Britney on “Everytime.” 

The song is an empowering song about being pregnant. “Someday” was written two weeks before Britney knew that she was pregnant. It’s a simple ballad that isn’t overproduced and kept it simple. Lyrically, it’s deep without you need to sleep on it and think about it. That’s honestly the best kind of pop song. It’s like candy. While the fancy candy is always something good, but the candy-like Skittles will still be delicious.

The music video is just stunning. It’s all in black and white and only features Britney walking around and singing to her unborn child. Slightly strange at the time, but now the video is exceptionally artistic and just beautiful. Before her revealing her baby bump, no one was aware that she was pregnant. This video was her coming out for her baby. The video was somewhat iconic for its simplistic nature. It showcases her transformation into a mother.

Personally, I feel like the song is overshadowed due to what was happening in Britney’s personal life. Her relationship with K-Fed started off scandalously. Eventually, it led up to her, shaving her head, among other things. The song is also get overshadowed by her iconic album “Blackout.” While “Blackout” is her most celebrated work next to “In the Zone,” the songs on that little “throwaway” EP that came with the DVD is actually rather good. That album and her personal troubles go hand in hand. 

Verdict

Overall, “Someday (I Will Understand)” is slow-burn bop. It’s a song that didn’t really get the recognition it deserves until years later. Even still, that recognition isn’t what a song like this deserves. I highly recommend checking out this song and video, especially if you are a fan of high-quality pop ballads.

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‘Zombieland’ makes apocalypses seem like a blast

Before there were tv shows like “iZombie” or “The Walking Dead,” there wasn’t any sort of shows or movies that made Zombies cool or “hip.” That all changed when “Zombieland.” It’s time to walk down memory lane and talk about everyone favorite Zombie movie. I thought it was fitting

Don’t let them catch you with your pants down

“Zombieland” was released in the fall of 2009. One Year before the start of “The Walking Dead.” It was directed by Ruben Fleischer in his first featured film. Before this, he did a few TV shows like “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” The movie starts Woody Harrison (“Hunger Games” Franchise), Emma Stone (“Superbad”), Abigail Breslin (“Little Miss Sunshine”), and Jesse Eisenberg (“The Social Network”).

The movie follows a Columbus (Eisenberg) as he tries to survive a zombie-filled world and return to see whether his family is still alive. The people in the US were turned into zombies after a strain of mad cow disease turned them infected them. In order to survive, Columbus has a list of rules that he tries to live by. The movie follows him and allies/friends that he meets as he enters this zombie-filled new world.

The acting in the movie is extremely well done, especially by the people who were the zombies. They came across as extremely believable. They are the true heroes of this movie. The other acting is also very well done. You get the sense for the character within the first 15 minutes of their introduction and whether you like or hate the characters. “Zombieland” allows you to really get to know the characters

The movie itself is very good. It takes a topic like Zombie apocalypses and makes it funny. Before this movie, we really haven’t seen it done like this. Usually, they are grim and horror filled. And when we did get a funny attempt at making a zombie apocalypse funny, it just came off as lame and bad. This movie is just a treat. It’s well produced and visually appealing to the eyes. The action in the movie is also good and slightly gore-y at times. But what is a Zombie movie without a little gore?

The middle of the movie is where the movie starts to drag. It loses the action and the sense of urgency that really got you into the movie. The movie doesn’t drag but it just plateaus in a sense. It doesn’t really add anything to the movie besides in character development. Sure, character development is great and everything but it’s better when it helps move the story along.

“Zombieland” is an extremely well-done comedy that makes Zombie apocalypse seem cool and slight fun. It does drag a little bit in the middle but it’s still a good ride and fun on at that. I highly recommend watching “Zombieland.” Even if Zombies and movies like it aren’t your thing, you will still have a good time with this movie. “Zombieland” keeps gore and horror are kept to a minimum. You won’t be disappointed with “Zombieland.” Unless you are looking for fledged Zombie gory horror movie. Then I would pass at this movie.

Rating: 4 out of 5

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Backstreet Boys’ ‘Incomplete’ is still underrated banger

With the reunion of *NSYNC, I’ve been kind of a boy band/90s pop music mood lately. Because of this, I’ve re-discovered many classics that I wouldn’t have if I would have stayed in my “current era” little bubble. One of those classics is frankly underrated single from the greatest boy band in the history of mankind, Backstreet Boys. So let’s talk about “Incomplete” and why you should love it.

I’m awake but my world is half asleep

“Incomplete” was released in April of 2005. It came after the boys took two years off from making music as a quintet. It was from their fourth album “Never Gone.” It was a massive departure from their previous pop style. “Incomplete” was a more mature pop-rock ballad than a teen pop bop. Don’t get me wrong, the song is a bop. But it’s a far cry from songs like “Larger Than Life” and “As Long As You Love Me.” The more mature vibe that was given in “Black & Blue” was finalized with this song. It’s set the tone perfectly for what their sound would be be for “Never Gone.”

This song is extremely well done and produced. The instrumental track behind the vocals was just simply amazing. Starting with the piano and then kicking in with more of an orchestral feel after the first chorus. AJ and Nick shared the lead vocals and honestly, it works so well. Their voices blend so well together. You really don’t get the full backing of the group until the middle of the song right after AJ sings “I don’t want to make you face this world alone.”

The video itself is extremely well produced. Every shot has a meaning and just tells the story the really amazing lyrics. It seems that each member has their own element. These elements come out as the boys are just hanging out in the desert at an abandon gas station. Brian is water, Nick is the fire, Howie D is rain, Kevin is the snow, and AJ is the sun. I’ll give them a break that some of these elements are the same and/or just weather. The video is still just beautiful.

“Incomplete” is one of the many reasons that the Backstreet Boys have been able to stay around for how they have. If you have not listened to any of their music after their hiatus, then you are missing out. I highly recommend checking out “Incomplete” as well as their other work after. You won’t be disappointed at all.

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