Buh Bye Big Brother 17

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Big Brother 17 has really taken a turn for the worst in the recent weeks. We are three weeks away from the finale and the double eviction show really pissed me off to the point where I turned it off and just followed the action on twitter because it was that horrible. I’ve stopped my weekly column on the show because it just got stupid. So this is my Big Brother rant. Enjoy! Please note that this was written before the HOH competition happened after James and Meg’s eviction. 

Austwins are literally the worst. You got Austin and Liz fingering every five minutes, which they should just have sex at this point because they aren’t leaving anything to imagination with their sessions. Julia is the most likable out of the two of them but she’s just kinda there.  The really sad part is that everyone has had multiple chances to get their asses out but nope! No one wants to get blood on their hands involving the Austwins. Congrats to Austwins because they are pretty much guaranteed a spot in the finale.

Steve and Johnny Mac are pretty much idiots at this point because they should have evicted Julia instead of the girl who had the nickname of Grandma. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A STUPID MOVE!?!?! It would have made more sense to do it at the last double eviction when Steve nominated Jackie and Meg. Pretty much the jury house is one whole alliance. WTF?

Vanessa is pretty much dominating the game to the point where she was trying to get Austin to throw the HOH comp last night. She had a hand in all the evictions from the week 3 until now. Girl is a shady bitch and she knows it. Out of everyone at the moment, she deserves to win it but it still will suck.

The Moral of the Season is that everyone should have listened to Audrey.  If Johnny Mac, Steve, and Vanessa want to win then they need to

End Rant.

Paranoia gets the last laugh

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Another week of people has passed and everyone is looking like a bunch of paranoid jackasses. Welcome to The Pop Project’s Big Brother 17 breakdown.

Before I get into the week’s event. Here’s my opinion of the houseguest that remain:

Audrey: Queen of Chaos and Mayhem

Austin: Dude, is starting to be smart

Becky: She’s still a bitch and a massive trainwreck

Clay: He’s a massive douchebag…and kick of a tool.

Da’Vonne: Mama Demon; her mother runs more than she plays the game

Jackie: She hosted a competition this week…that is all

James: He’s a massive tool

Jason: He’s too basic to quit….he’s also annoying

Jeff: Reigining and defending Douchebag of the Week; He also managed to tick off America

John: He’s starting to grow on me….like a mold

Liz/Julia: Bitches

Meg: Oh my god, she’s annoying and just there.

Shelli: She’s just a pawn in Clay’s game

Steve: He’s a creeper, massive creeper

Vanessa: She’s starting to grow on me

 

Here’s what went down in bulletin points

  • Shelli nominated Da’Vonne and John; They lost the Battle of The Block because Shelli and Clay wanted John to throw it but Da’Vonne’s strategy just sucked a big one.
  • Becky nominated Steve and Jason; They won the Battle of The Block because they actually worked together.
  • Shelli wanted to get rid ofDa’Vonne this week but had Becky believing that she wanted to backdoor Audrey
    • Fun fact: Becky wanted to get rid of Audrey because Audrey was “talking bad about her.” What. A. Bitch.
  • John ended up winning the Power of Veto. Shell and Clay wanted him not to use the video so they didn’t have to nominate another houseguest. John quickly said no to that
  • After Da’Vonne started paranoia about Julia and Liz being apart of the Twin Twist and then tried to use this to get Julia and Liz’s vote.
  • Da’Vonne won the last laugh after answering a phone booth as the 7th caller. This granted her the ability to cancel out three houseguest votes. She used it cancel Jeff, Jackie, and Becky’s vote to make it look like it wasn’t her.
    • Fun fact: it didn’t help because Da’Vonne evicted; She called everyone cowards because they don’t want to put Audrey up due to looking like a transphobe (I’m not sure if that is a real word but it is now).
  • Week 3 ended with Vanessa and Austin winning HOH.

 

Holy crap! It’s been a very long two weeks in the Big Brother house. Audrey is being a queen and pretty much ruling the house. At this point, I would have Julia and Liz vote separately because they already know that there is a twin twist twist. It would also add more to the game. I’m also calling it now that there will be a Double Eviction next week.

 

The twistedly twisted summer has started with a twist

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It’s the summer of douchebaggery as 16 strangers compete to see which one will win the title of Asshole of the Year as well as $500,000. It’s time for Big Brother 17 here in the states. And this year, it’s a full of 2 people that failed to race around the world and 14 strangers that looked like they found in a people’s version of Walmart’s $5 CD bin.

Each week, I’ll be breaking down that week’s events and stating my opinion of it because that’s what I do. Now before I get to the week. Here’s my short and saucy statements of each houseguest:

Audrey: Queen of Chaos and Mayhem

Austin: He’s alright

Becky: Bitch, got hit by a train; she’s kinda just there…like she doesn’t do anything and is kind of a hoe.

Clay: He’s more than a pretty face

Da’Vonne: Jocasta wannabe–but less likable

Jackie: She’s still in the house???

James: Donny wannabe

Jason: Lives in his mother’s basement because he’s unlikeable-ish

Jace: dude, is annoying af

Jeff: douchebag of the week, playa. Also, I pretty sure he has a mancrush on Clay

John: I’m not letting him near any of my teeth because he’s shadier than a Tree in the afternoon

Liz/Julia: I’ll get to them later on….

Meg: I nominate her for being annoying af…her and Jace could have had a showmance and been more annoying than Brenchel (yes, it could have been possible)

Shelli: Mama puma is on the hunt, and Clay is her prey

Steve: Sliently but not so deadly unless backed into a corner

Vanessa: She’s okay

 

So this week on Big Brother was probably the most chaotic first week that I have ever seen. So much was going on and it was grand. So let’s start off with the fact that all the nominee’s pre-veto were all pawns this week because half of the house wanted to get Jace out of the house since Day 2. There was this big eight person alliance that pretty much formed because Audrey decided to keep adding to the like four or five person alliance that started. On top of that, like five more alliances started up and then eventually they were all in multiple alliances with each other. Majority of those failed…no surprise there.

James was still the HOH after the god awful Battle of the Block competition (I hate the Battle of the Block to begin with because it’s a stupid). Jackie and Steve were the nominee pawns left before Steve won the Power of Veto to pull him, which is how Jace got nominated. In case you haven’t guessed, I’m skipping over the BB takeover because I don’t remember it besides the fact it gave us Jeff and Jackie….a wonderful gift that we should give back. Anyways, Jace got evicted 12-1, which Audrey shaking up the votes after she was shunned by some of the house because of her “lies,” which it’s not Big Brother without some lies.

Now onto the twin twist….the twins are Liz and Julia and it’s pretty obvi that they aren’t totally like because I got it on the live feeds. Also, we are at the point where Big Brother is reusing old twists…they officially have ran out of twistedly twisted twist. How in the hell do they not notice this? They wear their hair different also and one was a rounder face than the other.

Overall, this has been an exciting week in BB. Hopefully, they continue the trend with Becky and Shelli as the new HOH…they will run the house just like the train that ran down Becky.