The queen has fallen in a less than twisted week

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I know, I missed a week but hey, I was too busy celebrating that Jeff left the house. But hey, I’m here now to talk about what has been a less than twisted week but still eventful week. Here’s my thought on the houseguest:

Audrey:¬†paranoia has taken her ūüôĀ

Austin: He needs to think less with his penis and more with his brain

Becky:¬†She’s still here!?!

Clay: the new douche of the week.

Jackie: She’s still in the house???

James:¬†He’s funnier now that but still annoying

Jason: dude, wtf!?!

John:¬†I’m pretty sure he’s the smartest person in the house at the moment

Liz/Julia:¬†They are playing Austin and it’s hilarious

Meg: I find her to be growing more annoying every minute of the game.

Shelli:¬†Clay’s pawn…or is he her pawn?

Steve: That creepy uncle that just sit there and watches

Vanessa: 2nd smartest person in the game

 

The breakdown of this week:

  • Shelli and Liz/JuliawinHOH this week
    • Shelli nominates Jason and John
    • Liz/Julia nominates James and Jackie
  • The plan of the week was to get Jason out because AudreytoldShelli that he was coming after him.
    • Shelli and Jason discussed this and found out that Audrey was trying to stir the pot. This will comeback later on this week…oh, spoiler alert!
  • DuringtheBoTB, James and Jackie dethrone Liz/Julia
    • This resulted in Liz/Julia, John, and Jason to form a boyband called “Wackstreet Boys”
  • Vanessa wins the POV and that is when hell takes form in the house.
    • Clay and Audrey have a massive argument.
    • Audrey and Vanessa have a massive argument
    • Audrey sells out her alliance members.
  • There is a massive house meeting about Audrey where they decided that she needs to go this week
  • Audrey spent almost 6 hours in the diary room the day of the POV meeting.
  • Vanessa uses the POV of Jason
    • Shelli nominates Audrey, who decides to sit out the meeting.
      • Fun fact: she told Audrey that she will see why she did it but really Audrey really wasn’t a threat.
  • Audrey spends the next days in her own personal sequester from the house
  • Audreyis evicted from a vote of 10-11
    • Austin/Judas voted to evicted John
    • Audrey had a penalty vote for eating normal food and not giving a flying f***
  • Jackie and Vanessa win the next HOH

 

So let’s get this out right of the bat. I agree with the eviction of Audrey because everyone has their time, but I don’t agree with the way they when about it. Was it really necessary to have a house meeting singling out a houseguest and then not have the houseguest there?? That was bad judgement on their part. It was also border line bullying based on a person’s definition of the term.

While I like Audrey, I’ll be the first to admit that she dug her own grave. I hope she comes back because that week will be the most intense night of the season.

 

Paranoia gets the last laugh

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Another week of people has passed and everyone is looking like a bunch of paranoid jackasses. Welcome to The Pop Project’s Big Brother 17 breakdown.

Before I get into the week’s event. Here’s my opinion of the houseguest that remain:

Audrey: Queen of Chaos and Mayhem

Austin: Dude, is starting to be smart

Becky: She’s still a bitch and a massive trainwreck

Clay:¬†He’s a massive douchebag…and kick of a tool.

Da’Vonne:¬†Mama Demon; her mother runs more than she plays the game

Jackie:¬†She hosted a competition this week…that is all

James:¬†He’s a massive tool

Jason:¬†He’s too basic to quit….he’s also annoying

Jeff: Reigining and defending Douchebag of the Week; He also managed to tick off America

John:¬†He’s starting to grow on me….like a mold

Liz/Julia: Bitches

Meg:¬†Oh my god, she’s annoying and just there.

Shelli:¬†She’s just a pawn in Clay’s game

Steve:¬†He’s a creeper, massive creeper

Vanessa:¬†She’s starting to grow on me

 

Here’s what went down in bulletin points

  • Shelli nominated Da’Vonne and John; They lost the Battle of The Block because Shelli and Clay wanted John to throw it but Da’Vonne’s strategy just sucked a big one.
  • Becky nominated Steve and Jason; They won the Battle of The Block because they actually worked together.
  • Shelli wanted to get rid ofDa’Vonne this week but had Becky believing that she wanted to backdoor Audrey
    • Fun fact: Becky wanted to get rid of Audrey because Audrey was “talking bad about her.” What. A. Bitch.
  • John ended up winning the Power of Veto. Shell and Clay wanted him not to use the video so they didn’t have to nominate another houseguest. John quickly said no to that
  • After Da’Vonne started paranoia about Julia and Liz being apart of the Twin Twist and then tried to use this to get Julia and Liz’s vote.
  • Da’Vonne won the last laugh after answering a phone booth as the 7th caller. This granted her the ability to cancel out three houseguest votes. She used it cancel Jeff, Jackie, and Becky’s vote to make it look like it wasn’t her.
    • Fun fact: it didn’t help because Da’Vonne evicted; She called everyone cowards because they don’t want to put Audrey up due to looking like a transphobe (I’m not sure if that is a real word but it is now).
  • Week 3 ended with Vanessa and Austin winning HOH.

 

Holy crap! It’s been a very long two weeks in the Big Brother house. Audrey is being a queen and pretty much ruling the house. At this point, I would have Julia and Liz vote separately because they already know that there is a twin twist twist. It would also add more to the game. I’m also calling it now that there will be a Double Eviction next week.

 

The twistedly twisted summer has started with a twist

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It’s the summer of douchebaggery as 16 strangers compete to see which one will win the title of Asshole of the Year as well as $500,000. It’s time for Big Brother 17 here in the states. And this year, it’s a full of 2 people that failed to race around the world and 14 strangers that looked like they found in a people’s version of Walmart’s $5 CD bin.

Each week, I’ll be breaking down that week’s events and stating my opinion of it because that’s what I do. Now before I get to the week. Here’s my short and saucy statements of each houseguest:

Audrey: Queen of Chaos and Mayhem

Austin: He’s alright

Becky: Bitch, got hit by a train; she’s kinda just there…like she doesn’t do anything and is kind of a hoe.

Clay: He’s more than a pretty face

Da’Vonne: Jocasta wannabe‚Äďbut¬†less¬†likable

Jackie: She’s still in the house???

James: Donny wannabe

Jason: Lives in his mother’s¬†basement because he’s unlikeable-ish

Jace: dude, is annoying af

Jeff: douchebag of the week, playa. Also, I pretty sure he has a mancrush on Clay

John: I’m not letting him near any of my¬†teeth because he’s shadier than a Tree in the afternoon

Liz/Julia: I’ll get to them later on….

Meg: I nominate her for being annoying af…her and Jace could have had a¬†showmance and been more annoying than Brenchel (yes, it could have been possible)

Shelli: Mama puma is on the hunt, and Clay is her prey

Steve: Sliently but not so deadly unless backed into a corner

Vanessa:¬†She’s okay

 

So this week on Big Brother was probably the most chaotic first week that I have ever seen. So much was going on and it was grand. So let’s start off with the fact that all the nominee’s pre-veto were all pawns this week because half of the house wanted to get Jace out of the house since Day 2. There was this big eight person alliance that pretty much formed because Audrey decided to keep adding to the like four or five person alliance that started. On top of that, like five more alliances started up and then eventually they were all in multiple alliances with each other. Majority of those failed…no surprise there.

James was still the HOH after the god awful Battle of the Block competition (I hate the Battle of the Block to begin with because it’s a stupid). Jackie and Steve were the nominee pawns left before Steve won the Power of Veto to pull him, which is how Jace got nominated. In case you haven’t guessed, I’m skipping over the BB takeover because I don’t remember it besides the fact it gave us Jeff and Jackie….a wonderful gift that we should give back. Anyways, Jace got evicted 12-1, which Audrey shaking up the votes after she was shunned by some of the house because of her “lies,” which it’s not Big Brother without some lies.

Now onto the twin twist….the twins are Liz and Julia and it’s pretty obvi that they aren’t totally like because I got it on the live feeds. Also, we are at the point where Big Brother is reusing old twists…they officially have ran out of twistedly twisted twist. How in the hell do they not notice this? They wear their hair different also and one was a rounder face than the other.

Overall, this has been an exciting week in BB. Hopefully, they continue the trend with Becky and Shelli as the new¬†HOH…they will run the house just like the train that ran down Becky.