I don’t know about you, but the music of Ashley O is stuck in my head, and I’m living for it all. I’m living for Ashley O. Because I like characters that are played by the same actor all connected in the same world, I had an epiphany. Maybe, just maybe, Ashley O is actually Hannah Montana. That’s right, this is a conspiracy theory. Prepare to be blown
Hey, I’m a hoe
I’m aware that it’s not the right lyrics
Before I dive into the deep state, this will contain spoilers to the most iconic Disney Channel show of all time, “Hannah Montana.” Pretty much, if you were aware that Hannah Montana is just a Miley in a wig, you are crazy. So when we last left Miley Stewart, she was wig-less, manless, and going to college instead of doing some famous people shit. This is where the conspiracy theory kicks in.
Sometime after the finale of the GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME, again that’s just the facts, Miley was struck by tragedy. Her wonderful father and brother were killed in a tragic accident. Because Miley was 18, she was left responsibility for any matters. Feeling overwhelmed, Miley turned to her aunt Catherine. Catherine helped easier her into her new responsibilities before dropping a bomb on Miley Stewart: Robbie Ray’s music career didn’t cover enough. Not wanting to fully return as Hannah Montana nor herself, Miley and her aunt created Ashley O. While similar to Hannah Montana, Ashley O was a hybrid of what Hannah Montana was and who Miley Cyrus wanted to be herself. And you know the rest from there if you watched the episode.
You think I’m #Crazy
Now, I know what you may be thinking, “Aren’t you reaching?” And to that, I say, the only one reaching is you and that for your head because your mind is blown. There’s actually a lot of similarities between Ashley and Hannah. Besides the fact they are both Miley wearing wigs, their music is similar. Both are lyrically talking about going for your dreams or have some positive lyrics in them. Also, Miley is totally using her best friend Lilly’s wig from her time as Lola.
They also had a similar age group of fans. To get that level of success that Ashley O has, you had to have experience with grasping the teen market, which Miley did as Hannah Montana. Also, they look and sound the same. Anyone with half a brain would realize that they are one and the same. You’re welcome for all the theories going through your head right now
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