Top 5ive: Celebrities that sold their soul to the devil

1

It’s the 666 article, did you expect anything less?

Yep, This is the 666 article on this site. It’s only fitting that we talk about the celebrities that sold their soul to the devil to become famous. Now, this is all alleged because I really don’t have any proof that they are sitting in their not so humble abodes sacrificing animals for career highs. If I did, I wouldn’t be posting in on here. But if I go missing after this, then you know why. Anyways, here are the top 5ive celebrities that allegedly sold their soul to the devil. Again, if I go missing you know why.

(Editor Note: this isn’t mean to be taken like they seriously sold their soul. This is more so off of who are/were shoved in our faces every minute. This was meant to be in good fun and not to harm anyone.)

 

5. Victoria Justice

This one is number five because frankly, her sacrifice wasn’t anything the devil wanted. She also could have just kicked him to the curb.  That or not even the devil could make her. Either way, Victoria Justice probably got her own show on Nickelodeon because she was part of their weekly rituals. Yep, Nickelodeon was big on the weekly ritual for their stars. They wanted that money. Sure, Victoria Justice was talented but she got her ass handed to her on “VICTORiOUS.” Every episode by future Grammy Nominee Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies, as known as Fallon Carrington on “Dynasty” in fact.  Where is Vicky now? She has a very open schedule.

4. Lindsay Lohan

Sadly, this one is probably extremely true. Since her recovery, LiLo has been pretty desperate to get back into the spotlight. Literally. She’s trying so hard to make thing happens that probably won’t happen just because it would get her back to being famous. She would sell her soul to become relevant again. Could you really blame her though? She was pretty much the Queen of the mid to early 2000s. Probably being a “Social Justice Warrior” isn’t as fulfilling as working in front of a camera or recording an album.

 

3. Logan and Jake Paul

This one doesn’t really need any explanation. They are all the worst. They just need to go away. But that will never happen thanks to the devil. They are literally just everywhere and you can’t go to YouTube without hearing them referenced. Like, why are they famous? Why are they on my feeds? I don’t follow them on anything and I’m seriously confused by them. Everyone complains about them but yet, they are still famous. Also, can the devil get them better haircuts or just a stylist?

 

 

2. Ryan Seacrest

Where do I begin? What does Ryan Seacrest actually do that is better than anyone else? Have you read his bio on his site? Here’s a link to it. Ryan is the “quintessential Hollywood insider who always manages to have the biggest scoops.” But don’t worry, Ryan is also “a normal guy who relates to his listeners.” It’s all lies. Also, his bio on his site SCREAMS douche. I’m sorry but it does. He definitely sold his soul after idol got big to make more money. Now the son of the bitch is everywhere. He probably got “American Idol” back from the devil. SOMETHING NO ONE ASKED FOR!!! He probably gave Kris Jenner the devil’s number.

1. The Kardashians

You cannot tell me that Kris Jenner isn’t sitting at home in between meeting sacrificing a lamb so her children can make her richer. Kris probably has a secret room in her compound dedicated to the ritual and the sacrifices. I wonder if she is the manager of the devil? It’s probably one of those “I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine” kind of deal. I bet the devil is connected now because of Kris Jenner. OMG the Illuminati. I’m just going to stop there before I really do go missing.

 

Honorable Mention: Donald J. Trump and his cabinet

You know it’s true. There’s no way that he won the election without a bit of help from the devil.  I’m also not going to post a picture of them because frankly, I’m just over them. ALL OF THEM. Nah. Trump only worships himself.

Leave your thoughts in the comments below. Make sure you follow me on Twitter so you can judge me all the time.

 

Top 10 Alternative Facts

banner-sm

With #AlternativeFact being the biggest thing on the internet right now, I’ve decided to join in with some of my own alternative facts.

For those that don’t know, “Alternative Facts” started when Kellyanne Conway, the Queen of Cirque du trump…her official title is Counselor to The President, mention it in an interview with Meet the Press that she was defending comments made about the inauguration attendance (because that’s most important when running a country).

So here’s The Pop Project:with Steven Kaufman’s Alternative facts. All of which I believe I made up myself:

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

The Glitch that rang in the New Year

mimi-sm

Let’s talk about the Mariah Carey and the infamous performance she had on New Year’s Eve. Originally, I wasn’t going to talk about this mess because 1) I couldn’t find a good quality video and 2) It’s too much over publicized. But it just keeps getting juicy so why not add to the media coverage. So let’s talk about it now because it’s was a trainwreck that could have been avoid and well, it’s the biggest story in the states right now.

Here’s the bulletpoints….and there’s a lot:

  • Mimi performed at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest. The performance was glitchy and the most enjoyable part of NYRE, mainly because it’s like a carwreck, you can’t help but stare, and that NYRE is a borefest.
  • During the performance, she stood around and chatted with the audience. She made comments about not being able to hear and tried to continue on with the performance. It was extremely awkward.
  • Social Media blew up with it and the next day, it was the most talk about thing as most people called it “the final death of 2016.”
  • Mimi’s team’s put out a statement saying that they told Dick Clark Production about her earpiece not working. According to Team Mimi, they just said ehh suck it up. Then they wanted to release a joint statement to but we all know that didn’t happen.
  • Team DCP,which sounds like a dance group, took to the offense and pretty much blamed Team Mimi and said “As the premier producer of live television events for nearly 50 years, we pride ourselves on our reputation and long-standing relationships with artists. To suggest that dcp, as producer of music shows including the American Music Awards, Billboard  Music Awards, New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and Academy of Country Music Awards, would ever intentionally compromise the success of any artist is defamatory, outrageous and frankly absurd.”

Mariah has pretty much handling the situation like a champ. While I personally believe that there is more the story that both sides are willing to say, she’s pretty much accepting that it happens and moving on. The only thing Mariah wanted was an apologize. Which, she kind of deserves one.

Even if it’s her fault, they produced her performance. They should have done more to prevent the performance from being seen. They should have cut it. They could have saved her from all the crap and the jokes she’s been taking on the chin. But like I said, it’s probably both parties fault but we will never truly know.

 

Have an opinion on the article? Let us know in the comments below or tweet @Steven_Kaufman

American Idol won’t be making back to Hollywood

idol

After a decade on the air, “American Idol” will be ending it’s decade run on FOX after it airs its 15th season next year.  But this really isn’t a shocker due to the lackluster ratings and it being a huge suck fest for years.  Can you name the last good season of American Idol? Can you name the recent winners? We can somewhat name the judges because of there is always so much drama between them and the American Idol judges seems to be the island of misfit judges.

There judges never seemed to make sense after the original three judges, which slightly made more sense because two of them where producers and one danced with a cartoon cat in the 80’s. They also blended well with each other. Their personalities complimented each other perfectly. Simon Cowell was brash, Paula Abdul was the kind one, and Randy Jackson was the calm relaxed one. Simon and Paula got into fights while Randy told everyone “Yo, dawg! That was tight, really tight!” It was magic–pure magic. That is one of the reason Idol lost it’s spark.

I hope the final season is something like “The Battle of the Idols” where all the previous idols compete for the title of “the American Idol.” That would be hardcore.